“Look what I’ve found” a four year old girl at preschool says to me.
She shows me a cup filled with sticks.
“What have you found?” I ask
“Too many” she says
“Too many what?” I ask
“Too many dicks” she replies
“I think these are called sticks” I say trying not to laugh.
“No they aren’t” she says, looking at me like I am stupid, “they are called dicks, they come from the tree”.